Crazy Status For All
A girl jogging in the park helps atleast 5 boys to be fit and in shape.A lot of men & women would rather stay single b’coz they are tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.Aging is inevitable, Maturing is optional.All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.Am i the only one who gets this random urge to help old ladies half way across the street and leave them there?.Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?.Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.At least I can still smoke in my car.Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them.Be thankful for all you have, because you never know what will happen next.
Being in a relationship is a full-time job; don’t apply if you’re not ready to commit.Boys think of girls just ike books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eye, they won’t bother to read what’s inside.Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy.Do you ever look at your friends and think “why the hell aren’t we comedians?”Don’t think too much, you’ll create a problem that wasn’t even there in the first place.Don’t you sometimes just wish something would happen? Good or Bad; just for the sake of something happening.Every boy wants a good girl to be bad just for him and every girl wants a bad boy to be good just for her. Crazy World .Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship and she is beautiful.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee, you can’t stop me! I broke my off switch..How come wrong numbers are never busy?I am 99.9% sure he doesnt like me. But its the 00.1% that keeps me going.I don’t care if you think I’m crazy. Life is too short to be normal.I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.I don’t talk to myself, i talk to the little voices in my head that tell me to do evil cruel things to people and that’s the reason why i smile all the time..I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am i that hot?I have a problem. My proble is love and ……… My solution is you.I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.
i haven’t lost my brain it just couldn’t handle my ideas so it left.I know I’m crazy. Don’t ruin my moment.I smile and act like nothing is wrong, its called putting shit aside and being strong.I was talking to myself last night and we both agreed that you’re crazy..I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.I'm a Teenager: I have a messy room. I spend most of my time online. I have private shit on my phone. I go to bed late do whatever the fuck I like and I'm crazy about 1 person.I’m not crazy, I’m just special.I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.I’ve been thinking. I know, it scares me too..If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?.
If there’s one thing I hate the most, its seeing bad things happen to good people.If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books.If you were a tear in my eyes, I would not cry for the fear of losing you.If you were to die tomorrow would you be happy with today?.If Your age was to be determined by the 2 last digits of your phone number, how old wil you be?.Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.Love never dies…only the lover changes.My back is not a voicemail, say it to my face.My phone is like my lover. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don’t.
People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shooted.Shhhhhhhh everyone around me is in a relationship and I am just here with my laptop & this page.Some people should try thinking, it’s not illegal yet.Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on.The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs.The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?.When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer.
When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke.When I see you, I miss your smile. When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I want your kiss …… Oh I’m just so crazy about you.When you see my head tilt to the side and I start to stare into space. I would run. The voices inside my head just gave me a brilliant idea. Be very afraid!Why do I fall in love with people who are all ready taken or have feelings for someone else?Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?Why does it always rain the hardest on those who deserve the sun?.You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you. Make your appointment today.You want to come into my life, the door is open. You want to leave my life, the door is open. Just one request; don’t stand in front of the door, you are blocking traffic.Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine.
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