Funny Shayari For All

Funny Shayari For All

I’m not failed…my success is just postponed for some time.When nothing seems right….go left!!Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?.Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hotWhen a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left.I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.Etc= End of thinking Capacity.Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.

If you are player then I’m the GAME.Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.You can disturb me….I’m available.Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.Scratch here to reveal this status.Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl.

Insult and wife are somewhat similar....They always look good...If it is not yours!!!!I'm Jealous of My Parents... I'll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!!!I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.Love your girl like you love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes. Behind this smile is everything you’ll never understand.If I’m wired with you. I like you.I love buying new things but I hate spending money.Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang.

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